Friday, June 23, 2006

Kill them

You would have certainly heard of suicide, homicide, genocide, etc.
These are all terms used to suggest killing. Though it’s wrong to kill, there are certain insects which spoil our stuff and you have to kill them. But what’s the act called?

Killing of insects: insecticide
Killing of adult insects: adulticide, imagocide
Killing of insect larvae: larvicide
Killing of insect eggs: ovicide
Killing of pests: pesticide
Killing of ants: formicide, formicicide
Killing of aphids: aphidicide, aphicide
Killing of bedbugs: cimicide
Killing of bees: apicide
Killing of fleas: pulicide, pulicicide
Killing of flies: muscacide, muscicide
Killing of gnats or mosquitos: culicicide
Killing of lice: lousicide, pediculicide
Killing of mites: acaricide, miticide
Killing of mosquitos: mosquitocide
Killing of spiders or scorpions: arachnidcide
Killing of wasps: vespacide

Apes can think ahead

People aren’t the only ones making plans. New research as reported by Timeforkids.com suggests that two species of great apes have the ability to think ahead. Researchers say this ability developed long before electronic planners or even the most basic calendars existed.

Earlier research had shown that apes could find or even make tools to solve a problem on the spot. Scientists at the Max Planck Institute conducted their experiments to see whether apes would hold onto the tools for future use. Six out of 16 times, the apes chose the right tool, kept it with them in the waiting room and used it to reach the reward. The apes were just as successful even after more time passed.

Language Ladder

Emulate \EM-yuh-layt\ verb
What does it mean?

To try to be like or better than
How do you use it?

Teachers often urge their students to emulate a respected and admired person from history.

Concrete \kahn-KREET\ adjective
What does it mean?

1. Naming a real thing or class of things: not abstract
2. Belonging to or based on actual experience.
3. Relating to or made of concrete.
How do you use it?

Even though she had no concrete proof, Marianne was sure that her family was planning a surprise party for her.

Defiant \dih-FYE-unt\ adjective
What does it mean?

Full of or showing defiance: impudent, insolent
How do you use it?

Even after being asked three times, Aidan remained defiant and wouldn't give up his chair.

Lounge \LOWNJ "OW" as in "cow"\ verb
What does it mean?

1. To move or act in a lazy, slow, or tired way.
2. To stand, sit, or lie in a lazy relaxed manner.
How do you use it?

Grandma came out to the porch, threw me a dish towel, and said, "Quit lounging around out here! Get in there and dry those dishes!"

Turnpike \TURN-pyke\ noun
What does it mean?

1. A road one must pay to use
2. A main road
How do you use it?

Even driving on the turnpike, it took us three hours to get to our cousin's house.

Poetic twist

The Two-Toed Tree-Toad
A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.

History jokes

What was King Arthur’s favourite game?
Knights and crosses.
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour.
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels.
What was Camelot famous for?
It’s knight life.
Why did the tyrannosaurus wear a Band Aid?

He had a dino sore.
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace.
When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights.
What English King invented the fireplace?
Alfred the grate.
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
William the Corn-cutter.
Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Ever wondered...

What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half.
What is hail?
Hard boiled rain.
What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich.
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic.
What is a myth?
A female moth.
What is an archaeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash because you can't play it without raising a racquet.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough.

Find the match

a. SECRETE
b. ALLEGATION
c. UNJUSTLY
d. CERTIFY
e. PERJURY
f. RELEGATE
g. RECRIMINATION
h. ILLEGITIMATE
i. DISCRIMINATE
j. ABJURE
k. LEGACY
l. JURISDICTION

Match the twelve definitions below to the vocabulary words on the top.
a. Without or lacking fairness.
b. The willful giving of false testimony under oath, especially in a legal inquiry.
c. A bitter countercharge (or counteraccusation) against a denouncer.
d. Anything handed down from the past, as from an ancestor.
e. To confine or send to an inferior or lower position, condition or place.
f. Right, power or authority to hear, to determine and to administer justice in a case.
g. To discharge, generate or release; to separate out (a substance) from cells.
h. To distinguish or note as different; to show partiality; to differentiate against.
i. To attest to as certain; to confirm; to testify or vouch for; to guarantee.
j. Not correct by law; not in accordance with established rules, principles or standards.
k. To repudiate or retract especially with formal solemnity; to recant; to forswear.
l. An affirmation or assertion with little or no proof.


ANSWERS: 1 - g; 2 - L; 3 - a; 4 - i; 5 - b; 6 - e; 7 - c; 8 - j; 9 - h; 10 - k; 11 - d; 12 - f

Language ladder

Paramount \PAIR-uh-mount\ (adjective)
What does it mean?

Superior to all others.
Supreme
How do you use it?

Niko's earnest desire for a good grade in physics was paramount to every other desire he had.

Redeem \rih-DEEM\ (verb)
What does it mean?

1. To buy or win back
2 (a) To ransom or free by paying a price.
(b) To free from the penalties of sin
3. To change for the better, reform
4. To remove the obligation of by payment
5. To make good, fulfill
How do you use it?

I would risk my life to redeem my honor and recapture my sense of decency. I shall pay my debt and blot out the foul mark that sullies my good name.

Tractable \TRAK-tuh-bul\ (adjective)
What does it mean?

Easily led, taught, or controlled
How do you use it?

The old lady made a marvellously patient and tractable invalid.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Students must have freedom of choice?

With the increasing number of suicides committed by teenagers after their dismal performance in the Board exams, parents seem worried. After the recently announced CBSE results for Class 10 and 12, the capital alone registered seven cases of suicide by teenagers.
The scenario is not only upsetting parents, but sociologists and psychiatrists seem perturbed by this disruptive social trend. Says renowned psychiatrist Samir Parikh, ?It?s an alarming signal for our society that our youngsters are getting depressed because of their mediocre performance in exams. Peer pressure and the rise in competition to move ahead are two major factors for this trend. Both parents and teachers must ensure that their children and students don?t get entangled in this depressive net and have reasons to smile even in the time of crisis.?
But beyond the distant sermonising, the pain and suffering the student goes through can only be fully understood by him, feels Sameera Bhargav, a Class 12 student, who attempted suicide because of her poor performance in mathematics. ?It?s not that I lack the courage to face the world after failure, but what was? unbearable for me was to accept the fact that I?m far behind my classmates. Despite doing my best, I decided to end my life to escape the humiliation. But I was saved by God?s grace,? she explains.
Refusing to accept the lack of confidence and courage in her daughter, Sameera?s mother Gitanjali Bhargav says, ?Sometimes, the reason behind a bad performance might be an incorrect choice of subjects. Since every child has an inborn talent for a specific field or discipline, it?s the duty of both the parents and teachers to help them pursue what they enjoy. That?s what exactly happened with Sameera. She is exceptionally good in literature, but we made her take science and maths to make her an engineer which proved fatal for our child as she is highly sensitive and can?t take failure easily.?
Prof. Manjit Arya, who taught sociology at the JNU, says that it?s high time that teenagers are given their space to pursue what they actually like. ?In today?s world, several avenues other than the conventional ones have opened. So, why should we impose our preferences upon them?? he asks.

Barbie, Mickey out, action heroes in

Youngsters are very particular about which cartoon character or movie idol can grace their school bags, tiffin box, pencil case and so on
No school bag, tiffin box, water bottle or pencil case is even considered if it doesn?t come with a cool Power Ranger, Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles? design or picture on it. And nobody wants to touch anything with the colour pink as it?s considered too girly and common. Barbie doll and Mickey Mouse are over the hill!
?Mickey Mouse is so old. He belonged to my sister?s era. I am all for Power Rangers. My dad didn?t want to buy me a Power Ranger school bag so I requested my uncle who lives in Mumbai to buy me one. Can?t wait to see it. My cousins also promised to send me all the new stuff they have bought,? says six-year-old Rahul Srivastava.


If you still want to stick with something old, Pokemon and Beyblade are a safe bet since kids are still crazy about them. When asked why Barbie, a perennial favourite till the other day, is no longer considered cool, A. Pooja a fifth standard student says, ?She is a little old now. My older cousins who are in high school had Barbie merchandise, so wouldn?t I look really outdated if I sported something with Barbie on it?? Pooja prefers the cartoon character Tweety and Powerpuff girls instead. ?Powerpuff girls are very friendly but can destroy the evil fly if they feel like, what can Barbie do?,? she asks.

If you think girls ignoring Barbie is shocking, boys are bored of navy blue and black coloured school bags. Bhargava Sai, a 12-year-old says, ?It?s so annoying to see only girls sport colourful things whereas we have just black or navy blue bags. Now I have a nice Power Ranger water bottle and can?t wait to take it to school. My cousin who lives in America sent me Bayblade erasers and pencil sharpeners. I?m sure nobody has them. Atleast I haven?t seen them in any of the shops here.?

Talking about shops, shopkeepers say they are being bombarded with demands for Power Rangers and Beyblade merchandise. ?We have enough Beyblade merchandise but are not able to meet the demand for Power Ranger stock,? says Sunil Prakash, owner of Prakash Party Shop. Other stores in the meanwhile cash in on all time favourite characters like Harry Potter. ?Pencil boxes with characters from the Harry Potter ?s latest movie have all been sold out,? says Venkat Prasad, the sales manager at Lifestyle.

Interesting facts

Einstein won the Nobel Prize in 1921 for his work on the photoelectric effect.

100,000 Swiss francs or approximately $80,000 is needed to open a Swiss bank account.

The average iceberg weighs 20,000,000 tons. In Newfoundland, iceberg ice is now ‘harvested’ for bottled water and vodka production.

The colours and patterns you see when you rub your eyes are called pressure phosphenes.

Popcorn pops because of water stored in a small circle of starch in each kernel. When the kernel is heated, the water turns into steam which builds up pressure until the kernel explodes.

The first camera was called the camera obscura, which means dark chamber.

‘Brain Age’ keeps you thinking

He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision — he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath: “The horror! The horror! ”Ryuta Kawa-shima’s new game, “Brain Age,” (Nintendo for Nintendo DS, $19.95) deserves a four-star rating if only for devising a clever way to convince gamers to read aloud from dramatic passages like this one by Joseph Conrad.
To rack up top scores in “Brain Age,” he requires players also to read aloud from Robert Louis Stevenson, Herman Melville and Jack London. These excerpts from great literature certainly are the most unusual aspect of “Brain Age.” But there’s a lot more than reading aloud in this suite of 15 minigames developed by Kawashima, who claims to be a Japanese medical researcher with a specialty in improving the functions of the human brain.
Each day, players are supposed to fire up “Brain Age” and play several games involving math, vocabulary, short-term memory and critical thinking. Some days that involves reading aloud. Other days, it’s a Sudoku puzzle or rapid-fire math problems.

What am I?

Abuse me for I will not care.
Curse me when I stray from fair.
Brute force won’t put me in my place.
Smooth and even wins the race.
Envy colours where I rest.
No sandy beaches for the best.

Learn about the Sun

Summer solstice, that falls on June 21, is considered the longest day of the year because it has the most daylight hours between sunrise and sunset. In the summer, the North Pole tilts toward the sun, so the Northern Hemisphere gets more sunlight. On the solstice, the North Pole is tilted the closest to the Sun. On this day, the sun reaches its highest point in the sky.
There’s a lot to learn about our nearest star, the Sun, which may seem calm and steady but is always changing. Its energy causes weather and seasons. The sun provides heat for oceans, air and land. It creates water vapour by evaporating water from lakes and oceans, which drops as rain or snow. And plants and animals can’t survive without light and water.

Language Ladder

Raucous \RAW-kuss\ (adjective)
What does it mean?

1 Being harsh and unpleasant
2 Behaving in a rough and noisy way
How do you use it?
The announcer’s message could not be heard over the shouting and laughter of the raucous crowd.

Cabinet \KAB-nit\ (noun)
What does it mean?

1 (a) A case or cupboard usually having doors and shelves
(b) A case for a radio or television
2 A group of advisers to the political head of a government
How do you use it?
Liam and his dad sanded, stained, and then painted the doors of all the kitchen cabinets.

Immutable \ih-MYOO-tuh-bul\ (adjective)
What does it mean?

Impossible to change
How do you use it?
The immutable law of gravity explains why what goes up must come down.

Fill in the blanks

Word bank for the sentences below (words are listed alphabetically): Please put your answers in the blanks within the sentences.

CATALYST, DEPOSIT, ELEMENT, ELUVIAL, EQUILIBRIUM, EXPLORATION, FERMENT, FOSSIL, GRAVITATION, KINETIC, MAGNET, MATTER, MINERAL, MOLECULE, REACTION, SEDIMENTARY, SYNTHESIS, VELOCITY

1. Bobby puzzled over the odd directions pool balls take when they ricochet off each other, a result of a ________ action.
2. When the clerk tripped, spilling hundreds of tiny paper clips, he used a ________ to amass them into a pile.
3. The geologist at the excavation site discovered a significant ________, a print of bones from dinosaurs.
4. If Tim leaves his glass of milk in the hot sun all day, it will ________ and turn sour.
5. The physicist examined electrons and protons, the most minute particles which make up ________.
6. The statistician calculated and reported every hour the ________ of the hurricane winds.
7. On the windward slope, ________ deposits occurred with frequency and made hikers step cautiously.
8. Documentation states that on the moon there is less ________ than there is on earth.
9. Timmy avidly watched the birds make a ________ of small pieces of string, twigs and grasses into the nest.
10. Frank needs to study only one more abbreviation of an ________ to have memorised forty-five.
11. A diamond, unlike coal, is a ________ that has certain specific properties that can be determined and rated.
12. The scientist speculates that there can be no ________ between a mixture of ammonia and alcohol.
13. The chemist, peering into the powerful microscope, was frustrated to locate only a single atom in the ________.
14. Did you learn in class that a chemical ________ regulates the rate of its reactions?
15. ________ rocks have multiple colors because they are made from various fragments as well as animal and plant remains.

ANSWERS: 1. KINETIC 2. MAGNET 3. FOSSIL 4. FERMENT 5. MATTEr 6. VELOCITY 7. ELUVIAL 8. GRAVITATION 9. DEPOSIT 10. ELEMENT 11. MINERAL 12. SYNTHESIS 13. MOLECULE 14. CATALYST. 15 SEDIMENTARY

Know the prefixes better

AD = to, toward
CIRCUM = around — circumSPECT
CON-COM = with —conSPICuous
CONTRA = against
DE = down, from — deSPICable
E(X) = out of, outside — exPECT
EXTRA = beyond
IN-EN = in, into — inSPECT
INTER = between
OB = against PER = through, across — perSPECTive
POST = after
PRE = before, toward
PR0 = before, forward — proSPECT
RE = again — reSPECT
RETRO = backward — retroSPECT
SUB = under, below — suSPECT
TELE = far
TRANS = across

What are the world’s largest and the smallest fish?

The largest is the whale shark, which grows to more than 50 feet in length and may weigh several tons; second largest is the basking shark, which may measure 35 to 40 feet long. The smallest fish is the tiny goby, an inhabitant of fresh-to-brackish-water lakes in Luzon, Philippines. It seldom is longer than a half inch at adulthood, yet is so abundant it supports a fishery.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Don’t write, draw instead

It’s not illegal to have an illegible handwriting, but it’s annoying for both the person reading it and the one who has written it too. Not only are you constantly told to improve, but you can’t score well in essays sand tests because the teacher can’t understand what you have written. In order to avoid all these problems learn to draw and enroll for picture therapy.

“Good handwriting comes with practice, correct positioning of the hand and excellent hand control. And this is possible only when you have a good grip on your pencil/pen,” says Jameel Ahmed, an arts and handwriting teacher who has done research on developing retaining capabilities and handwriting skills in kids through drawing. Picture therapy, which is extensively used in schools these days can actually help you do this. “It’s very important for those of you who want to try your hand at calligraphy,” he says.

Crampy, uneven letters are a result of drawing the letters with the fingers rather than using the whole arm. “It’s also been noticed that children press down on the paper when they write, creating impressions on the subsequent pages. Lifting your hand often while writing also spoils your writing,” says popular artist Fahwad Tamkanat. Throwing more light on the idea, Mr Ahmed says, “Drawing figures relaxes your hand and allows it to move freely. It gives you a good control over your movements and curves.”

Here are a few tips that would help:

* Your fingers should move very little and your wrist even less. Your forearm does most of the gliding, while your shoulder provides the power.

* Hold the pen/pencil lightly, don’t squeeze it hard. Pretend that the barrel is a soft rubber and squeezing it will get you a big, fat blot. The thumb and forefinger should form an oval when you hold the pencil.

* Go by Picasso’s rule. Sharpen your instrument, whatever it is. The lines will be sharper and better.

* Never sit hunched or slump over the desk. Give your hand space to move.

* Practice making Xs and slashes, ///s and \\\s and Os overlapping each other. Make your lines, loops, circles and spirals freely.

* Create animal figures with letters. This will help you gain better control and also improve your pictorial skills. Try stretching, elongating the letters to test your skill at cursive writing.

Helpful games

* Practice cursive letters by playing Tic tac toe using two cursive letters instead of ‘x’ and ‘o’.

* Play hangman, but write the letter on paper instead of guessing it.

Create a thick rain forest

Thanks to a sealed environment that traps moisture but lets in light, this self-contained mini greenhouse needs little care. To make one, you’ll need a glass container with a top and an opening wide enough to fit your hand into, pea gravel or aquarium gravel, activated charcoal (available at gardening stores), potting soil mix and a selection of small houseplants. (Ours included a prayer plant, a button fern, a Persian shield, an aluminum plant and a miniature African violet.) First, place a 1 to 2 inch layer of the gravel in the container, then sprinkle a thin layer of the activated charcoal. Top this with a layer (from 2 inches to as much as one-fourth of the height of the terrarium) of potting soil.
To add the plants, first scoop out holes for planting, then take the plants from their pots and carefully remove any excess soil from their roots. Set the plants in their holes, then gently pack the soil around each one. Lightly mist the plants with a spray bottle. Replace the lid and set the rain forest in a bright spot away from direct sunlight. Check it every few weeks and add more water by lightly spritzing the plants with the spray bottle if the soil feels dry. If heavy condensation forms inside the glass, temporarily lift the cover to let some of the moisture escape.

Must read

Just Listen
by Sarah Dessen

Annabel Greene seemingly had everything a young girl would want: cool friends, close family, good grades, and a part-time modelling career. But it all comes crashing down one day, and Annabel gets trapped in a self-imposed exile. She finds herself dreading the new school term and facing everyone again. The last thing she wants to do is revisit old friendships. While the loss is very painful, the truth behind the rifts with her friends is disturbing. Her family seems too fragile to emotionally support her because they are also hiding secrets within them. . Why is there resentments between her two older sisters? Why doesn’t anybody want to talk about her middle sister’s eating disorder? All these secrets are revealed in parts, as she goes to amazing lengths to avoid confrontation.

Amazing Science

Scientists have discovered that harmless bacteria found in rivers produce a super glue which is stronger than any other glue in the world. According to the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the microorganism C. crescentus attaches to surfaces with three to four times the strength of commercial glue. The bacteria uses the biological glue to attach itself to surfaces with a stalk-like appendage. Tests show that the amount of bacteria that fits onto a quarter could withstand a pulling force of four to five tons, which is about the weight of an adult elephant. Scientists hope that this research will lead to new, stronger, synthetic adhesives.

Language Ladder

convulse \kun-VULSS\ verb
What does it mean?

To shake violently; especially : to shake with usually uncontrolled jerky movements
How do you use it?

“He gazed at me with bleared, drunken eyes for a moment, and then I saw a horror spring up in them, and convulse his whole features, which showed me that he knew me.” (Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet)

tarmac \TAR-mak\ noun
What does it mean?

A road, apron, or runway paved with layers of crushed stone covered with tar
How do you use it?

Did you hear how lucky Eva and Ricky were? They got to be on the tarmac and greet the dignitaries as they arrived at the airport.

ballot \BAL-ut\ noun
What does it mean?

1. A small ball used in secret voting or a sheet of paper used to cast a vote
2. a:The action or system of voting
b : the right to vote
3. The number of votes cast
How do you use it?

In the last town election, paper ballots were used after a power failure caused the electronic voting booths to malfunction.

subterfuge \SUB-ter-fyooj\ noun
What does it mean?

1. The action of deceiving usually by slyness in order to avoid some unpleasant circumstance (as to escape blame)
2. A plan or trick that employs sly deception
How do you use it?

Catherine faked a headache to get out of her share of the spring house cleaning, but her mom saw through the subterfuge and assigned her to washing windows.

tractable \TRAK-tuh-bul\ adjective
What does it mean?

Easily led, taught, or controlled
How do you use it?

“The Old Lady made a marvellously patient and tractable invalid." (Lucy Maud Montgomery, Chronicles of Avonlea)

Monday, May 29, 2006

Enjoy now, read up in the classroom

Unlike many kids who would just like to have fun during the holidays, there are a few who dedicate the summer to studying next year’s syllabus. Their argument is that they would like to stay ahead of everybody. Says Vishakha Goda, a class VII student, “I have been doing this since the last three years. We get the book list on the day of the results, and I buy the books in advance. I study for at least two hours everyday. It helps me because I haven’t been performing well in the class. So when the teacher is explaining the lesson I understand it better.”
However, there are a few others who read up just to prove a point and let others know that they are ‘intelligent’. P. Ritvik Kumar for instance insists that he has to know the answers for all the questions being asked during lesson time. “My friends tease me when I give wrong answers. Though I don’t enjoy it much, I have decided to read everything in advance, so that I can prove them wrong and give the answers even before anybody else does,” he says. Some even go to the extent of taking holiday tuitions.
Teachers surprisingly think this practice has more disadvantages than advantages. They feel, reading up the next academic year’s syllabus during the holidays can actually kill a child’s interest when the lesson is being taught in the class. Says Mrs Malini Sudhakar, a mathematics teacher, “Tutors follow different methods of teaching and the only thing they teach the kid is to arrive at the correct answer somehow. The child will not have proper foundation. When we try to tell them the right method, they don’t follow.”
Another disadvantage is that the child develops attitude problems. Healthy competition is good, but some of the average students go out of their way to beat their more intelligent competitors. Child counsellors say that their only aim is to give the answer before the other child does. According to Shahana Ismail, a child counsellor, children who have this habit will develop hollow intelligence.
“They will parrot the answers without understanding them. Ask them a question outside their field of knowledge and they will stay mum. In many cases, parents are to be blamed because they force this competition on to the child. I wouldn’t say it’s bad to read a little before you go to class, but it shouldn’t be because you want to show off.”
Experts go a step further and say that holidays are to be utilised for extra-curricular activities, because the busy school schedule will not allow them to do anything else. “This is the time to enjoy and learn new things and not sit with your book all through the day, forcing yourself to read,” says Mrs Sudhakar.
P. Ritvik Kumar,
student
My friends tease me when I give wrong answers. Though I don’t enjoy it much, I have decided to read everything in advance.

Dress up your tresses

Try this
Design your own distinctive hair decorations with a set of wooden chopsticks and a few spare craft supplies. Here’s how: Ask an adult to use a small handsaw or needle-nose pliers to cut the tops off a pair of wooden chopsticks so that they measure about 6 inches. Sharpen the pointed ends in a pencil sharpener and dull the points with a nail file. Paint them if you’d like.


For beaded chopsticks, cut a 10-inch length of wire and centre it about 1½ inches from the top of the chopstick. Wrap it tightly around the stick several times, then twist the two portions of wire together a few times. Thread beads onto the wire, bend the ends over and clip off the excess. For feathered chopsticks, glue feathers to the top of the stick and wrap them tightly with wire. To display your dazzlingly decorated sticks, poke them into a bun or ponytail.

Funny Definitions

Dandelion Daniel,
king of the jungle.
Dandruff

(1) Chips off the old block.
(2) Mrs Druff's husband
Daredevil

Hey, Satan, nya nya nya.
Hackneyed

The opposite of knock-kneed
Halo

What one angel says to another angel
Rag and Bone Man

Skeleton working in a clothes shop
Raisin

A very old and very anxious grape
Generation Gap

The distance you keep from your parents when they do something embarrassing.

Must Read

The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane By Kate DiCamillo, Bagram Ibatoulline (Illustrator)
It all starts simply: A china rabbit, a house, and a girl. And then one day, the rabbit, who is named Edward Tulane, disappears from the house, and the girl begins a miraculous journey to recover her beloved companion.
Along the way Edward begins to understand what love and caring for someone means as he sees what life is like with it and without it. Newbery medalist Kate DiCamillo and artist Bagram Ibatoulline have created a piercingly beautiful story about love, loss, and the power to love again.
The novel is set in the storybook land of no specific time or locale. Edward’s fate is to be passed from person to person, sometimes loved, sometimes hated.

Did you know?

On an average people fear spiders more than they do death.

The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence ‘Oz.’

The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.


There are only four words in the English language which end in ‘-dous’: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Language ladder

tolerate \TAH-luh-rayt\ verb
What does it mean?

To allow something to be or be done without making a move to stop it: put up with
How do you use it?

Desert plants are able to tolerate long periods of drought.

parasol \PAIR-uh-sawl\ noun
What does it mean?

A light umbrella for protection against the sun
How do you use it?

For her town’s bicentennial celebration, Linda wore a dress with a wide hoopskirt and carried a lace-trimmed parasol.

strive \STRYVE\ verb
What does it mean?

To struggle against: contend
How do you use it?

“Money is a needful and precious thing . . . but I never want you to think it is the first or only prize to strive for.”

lackadaisical \lak-uh-DAY-zih-kul\ adjective
What does it mean?

Lacking spirit or enthusiasm: languid, listless
How do you use it?

Paulette’s teachers knew she was bright, but she was always so lackadaisical that she rarely finished her assignments on time.

gosling \GOZ-ling\ noun
What does it mean?

A young goose
How do you use it?

“When the first gosling poked its grey-green head through the goose’s feathers and looked around, Charlotte spied it and made the announcement.”

Match them right

Match the twelve definitions below to the vocabulary words on the left.
1. _____ CERTIFICATE
2. _____ ILLEGAL
3. _____ JUROR
4. _____ COLLEGIATE
5. _____ CONCERTO
6. _____ JUSTIFY
7. _____ CONCERN
8. _____ ADJUSTMENT
9. _____ PRIVILEGE
10. _____ SECRECY
11. _____ LEGISLATURE
12. _____ INJURY
a. Musical composition usually in 3 movements.
b. Person who has taken an oath or sworn allegiance; member of a panel.
c. A special right, immunity or benefit enjoyed by a person or restricted group.
d. Adaptation, alteration or minor change to a particular condition, position or purpose.
e. Characteristic of or intended for college students.
f. State of being kept from general knowledge; done privately or secretly.
g. Anxious sense of interest in or responsibility for; something that relates to; worry or fear.
h. Bodily harm; damage done or sustained; wrong or injustice.
i. A document providing evidence of status or qualifications attesting to the truth of something” j. A deliberative body of persons, (usually). elective, empowered to make, change or repeal laws.
k. To show or prove to be right or reasonable; to defend or uphold as warranted.
l. Forbidden by law or statute; contrary to official rules & regulations.


ANSWERS: 1 - i; 2 - L; 3 - b; 4 - e; 5 - a; 6 - k; 7 - g; 8 - d; 9 - c; 10 - f; 11 - j; 12 - h

Improve your vocabulary

Here is a paragraph-story with a few election related words. Read it carefully and grasp the meaning of these words and use them in your conversations.
Sam sees that Herb, a very eloquent speaker, is campaigning without challenge or controversy. Sam decides to declare himself a candidate. After canvassing the electorate he chooses various strategies to win (including a great debate with Herb).
Voters react negatively to Sam’s, “If we don’t go slow, I will veto everything” message. The adverse election results disappoint Sam. However, he is a gracious loser in the face of Herb’s jubilant victory celebration. It’s also clear that Sam is the one with charisma.

Shark trouble

Twenty one swimmers taking part in the 10-km Cole Classic Race in Sydney had to be hurriedly evacuated by boats and jet skis, when a three-metre-long shark decided to join the race. The authorities were not convinced that the shark’s intention was entirely sportive as a woman had been killed a week back.

Book jokes

Teacher: Who is your favourite author?
Pupil: George Washington.
Teacher: But George Washington never wrote any books.

Pupil: You got it.
Librarian: Why don't you take home a Dr. Seuss?
Pupil: I didn’t know he made house calls.
Teacher: How many books did you finish over the summer?
Pupil: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.
Teacher: How many books have you read in your lifetime?
Pupil: I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.
Teacher: What did you learn from your history book about Harriet Beecher Stowe?

Pupil: If you draw a beard and a stovepipe hat on her, she looks exactly like Abraham Lincoln.
Teacher: What does your history book tell you about the Civil War?
Pupil: It doesn’t tell me anything. I have to read the dumb thing. My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. I couldn’t find the words to thank him.If you don’t know what the word “dictionary” means, where would you look it up?
Teacher: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
Pupil: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.
Teacher: Where is South America?
Pupil: I don’t know.
Teacher: Where is Greenland?

Pupil: I don’t know.
Teacher: Where is Bulgaria?

Pupil: I don’t know.
Teacher: Look them up in your textbook.

Pupil: I don’t know where that is, either.