What was King Arthur’s favourite game?
Knights and crosses.
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour.
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels.
What was Camelot famous for?
It’s knight life.
Why did the tyrannosaurus wear a Band Aid?
He had a dino sore.
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace.
When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?
When they had lots of sleepless knights.
What English King invented the fireplace?
Alfred the grate.
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
William the Corn-cutter.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Friday, June 23, 2006
History jokes
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