What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half.
What is hail?
Hard boiled rain.
What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich.
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic.
What is a myth?
A female moth.
What is an archaeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash because you can't play it without raising a racquet.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
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